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11/9/09 JOD
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A blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learned how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ! That's good, isn't it?" "Yes darling, very good." "Is that b...
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Manon
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had to put this one out ther too funny
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URINE TEST (Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!) Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have n...
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Manon
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Sponsorship...
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I'm curious about everybody's "take" is on the issue of Sponsorship. Do you have a Sponsor? Why or why not? What does your Sponsor do for, or mean to you? Do you Sponsor others? Why or why not? What does Sponsoring others do for, or mean to you? What is your experience with online or phone &...
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Tisa2U
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JOD
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A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump.&q...
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Manon
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November 08, 2009
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Freed from insanityPage 326 "Do I believe it would be insane to walk up to someone and say, "May I please have a heart attack or a fatal accident." Basic Text p.23 We've heard it said that unless we're in love, we can't remember what love feels like. The same could be said of insanity: Onc...
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BigV
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OK....I'm over it.
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Hope that's never done to me again! I really don't do well with when I have not committed a crime!! However, I am now ready to scrape it off my shoe and move on. Since my account is still here, I guess I may as well be too. "Today, I thrive. But that doesnt mean I dont get kicked in the teeth periodic...
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LeeU
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The Third step and some thoughts
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In the NA book "It works how and why, the twelve steps and twelve traditions of Narcotics anonymous" on page 148 It talks about aplying spiritual principles. "The third tradition encourages freedom from judgement, it leads us on the path of service toward an attitude of helpfullne...
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Keli_A
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why do I feel left out ALL the time
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So my friends in the rooms all get together and have great times together and when I ask to be notified when they are going to do something... They forget all about me... People act like I'm irriplacable but then don't rememebr that I'm not around... Okay so I feel like I'm reaching out and asking for sup...
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Damaris
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JOD
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EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do a 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made wi...
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Manon
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QOD 11/6/09
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What`s one thing you still struggle with when it comes to acceptance of yourself ?
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Tisa2U
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Thanks to BigV
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for the daily "just for today" It brings me this site every morning.
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avid
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New here
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I'm new to narcotics anonymous. I want to be rid of this noose around my neck so bad, but I can't quit on my own. I am miserable with my drug of choice and miserable without it. I live in a small town and have very few options for meetings. I went to the one that is offered a few times and all they did was tell...
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BarbieDoll
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Gratitude is an action, not an emotion...
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I am grateful for my family... I tell them how much I love them often, spend time with them, and be there for them when they need me. I am grateful for my friends... like my family, I tell them how much I love them often, spend time with them, and be there for them when they need me. I am grateful for my job... I s...
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Tisa2U
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JOD
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: I cant seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: Well you better hurry up. Its starting to rain and the top is down!
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Manon
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QOD 11/3/09
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How would you describe your experience in recovery, to a newcomer , since you`ve been clean/sober ?
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Tisa2U
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the way things were
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I didn't just wake up; I was awoken by the sickness. Laying there, broke, desperate; withdrawls setting in. My mind starts racing as I try and figure out my caper of the day, not even aware, or not even caring, that one decision can alter my life forever. So I drag my bum ass out of the house and begin the dai...
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vanleer
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bible verse
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1st Corinthians 4:5 so don't get ahead of the master and junp to conclusions with your judgements be4 all evidence is in. When he comes he will bring out in the open and place in evidence all kinds of things we never even dreamed of--inner motives and purposes and prayers,only then will any of us get to he...
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random quote instead of a joke but the humaor is still there
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'/ Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." I am sure we can all relate this is in place of my JOD
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Manon
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Halloween -
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I miss my baby girls on holidays the most. Wanted to share a picture of 4 of my 5 kids from last Christmas. My girls are 11,12,and 14(just turned) and were told by their stepmom they are too old to go trick or treating. I went til i was a sophmore in high school! lol Ran into a problem with the custody suit. I kn...
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2ndtimearound
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i hit the bottom again
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i have been awayfor awhile i was injured in a accident out fishing this summer and have since had 2 surguries on my left elbow i got to going down the road to ruin on the damn pain pills i did the right things for awhile but once started the bottom is what stops you i have been fighting for my life for over 20 yr...
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rocky
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Question about: In-patient treatment programs
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Hello folks, I need some information. My husband does not have health insurance and needs to be placed into an in-patient drug rehab program. We live in Mississippi and he currently is in jail. Does anyone know of any free inpatient treatment programs? He is 44 years old and his doc is crack cocain...
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DeltaRedd1984
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JOD /celebrity computer viruses
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Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte. Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB. Titanic virus: Makes...
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Afraid to risk my heart again...
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I've been dating around for a couple of months now, but I think I may have found a "keeper". How do I keep this in perspective? I'm no good at the slow and careful approach to anything. I've only been single about 3 months, and I worry that I'm moving too fast. I'm falling for this guy in a big way,...
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proof im sick lol
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When I was all gung ho, and confident, about taking the ex back to court- I was so happy! I have looked at my posts from right before that, and after....and how 1 meeting with 1 lawyer can affect my whole well being. If the negative things I heard from that one meeting affected me that much, how could I survi...
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I started a garden last week
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it's Fall here and there are a few veggies that can be planted and harvested into the winter, I have fast growing lettuces a few varieties, carrots, radishes and swisschard planted. The radishes came up first then the swiss chard, lettuce and carrots I should be harvesting in the next couple of months...
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BigV
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this is my life
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We lost are dog a week ago. she had a heart ache and a stroke. my son ask me is my stroke going to make me go away from him. i told him nope i'm stay right here with you. i haven't been clean for 28 months for my to go away from my boy. i had a tumor in my brain that block the blood to go to my brain so i had a blood clot th...
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jcd aka jayson cole
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QOD 11/2/09
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Do you have any "unresolved problems" , if so how do you deal with them ?
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Tisa2U
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JOD
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two 4 one today lol Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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im drowning. Im going to HAVE to write abot this
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Good morning my friends. I have been wrestling with this for a few days now.I come to the conclusion that I need to actually practice what I preach and reach out for input. This is going to be long(there really is no way to even try to shorten it, so i apologize in advance lmao) I signed away custody of my thr...
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recovery prayer
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RECOVERY PRAYER TODAY AND EVERYDAY, I PRAY TO BE EVER MINDFUL THAT RECOVERY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN MY LIFE, WITHOUT EXCEPTION. I MAY BELIEVE MY JOB, OR MY HOME LIFE, OR ONE OF MANY OTHER THINGS, COMES FIRST. BUT IF I DON'T STAY WITH THE PROGRAM, CHANGES ARE I WON'T HAVE A JOB, A FAMILY, SANITY, OR EV...
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