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Post Info TOPIC: Hard core motivations for stayin clean !!!


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Hard core motivations for stayin clean !!!


Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see ...
you back in court Monday."

On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "

"I used a diagram, your honor.
I drew two circles like this: O o.
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy.
"And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says.
"I drew two circles like this: o O.
Then I pointed to the little circle and said,
'This is your asshole before prison................


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Gods sake,, low humour,,, but it got me out if the of the settin in depression.....

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OMG...a jokester's version of "Scared Straight" LOL

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well that is one way you can get people off of drugs except when they are too deep in their addiction they would do just about anything to get that high they should print that out and give it to people who are thinking of useing it might stop them in there tracks.

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You gotta love it Raman..... Thanks for the laugh

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Ur welcome Ruthy,,,

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yea Rockman,,
sometimes fear works better than persuasion........

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lmao!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

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