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Post Info TOPIC: blonde joke which after today Iwon't be anymore lol


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blonde joke which after today Iwon't be anymore lol


BLEACH BLONDE JOKES

 

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

Q: How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.



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smileHey Manon! do i detect a 'brunette" or redhead coming???Have a blessed day and have some fun!!!!!!

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Ok so you won't be a blonde, but the jokes will keep coming right?

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blue is a nice color.

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ya'll will just have to wait to see my new hair as I am waiting till the weather clears to go to the salon so we will surely see I will post a pic

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MIKEF wrote:

smileHey Manon! do i detect a 'brunette" or redhead coming???Have a blessed day and have some fun!!!!!!




 naw red with a hint of brunnette gotta mix it up me have something nortmal hell no I protest lol love ya gramps



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A blond cop pulls over a blond speeder.


Police officer says "Let me see your license"

The driver fumbles thru her pocketbook and looks blankly at the officer.


Officer says "It's small and has your picture on it"


The driver sighs and hands the police officer a compact mirror.



Officer stares at compact mirror and hands it back, saying....



"I didn't know you were a cop!"

-- Edited by Davethewave on Monday 8th of February 2010 06:00:49 PM

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