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Post Info TOPIC: joke for today for Jan 20


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joke for today for Jan 20


Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!          
Submitted by:  B.J. Schuller

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air.

Imitation of a blonde refuelling..
(Flap hand, blowing air into ears)

Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets



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Thank you Manon! Even my wife likes these and shes not blonde!!!! Hope you are feelin little better today.Stay up,let God lead the way!!!  peacesmilesmile

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smile  Manon ,That humor is great,Keep giving us your jokes ,when you don't we all worry.I hope they get your meds right that can be real scary.  smile

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