A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive  blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and  stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and  again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to  the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder  than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid  computer keeps saying, "You've got mail."