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Post Info TOPIC: had to put this one out ther too funny


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had to put this one out ther too funny


URINE TEST

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)

Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me.  I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

So, here is my Question:  Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet . I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass - doing drugs, while I work. . . .

Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.

 



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Manon,That is a great one!!!!!

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Keep em coming Manon!! like that one.........

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That is way, way funny... LOL  I loved it!
Thanks!

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Urin maken me laugh confuse

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