and ensure your post or thread doesn't end up being butchered by me...
1. Beeotch 2. Cheese and Crackers 3. Cheese and Rice 4. Cheeses 5. Crud 6. Dag Nab It 7. Darn 8. Diablo 9. F-ing 10. Farging Icehole 11. Fec 12. Feng Shui 13. Fiddle Sticks 14. For Rice Cakes! 15. Freaking 16. Frickin 'A 17. Fudge 18. Geez 19. Gosh Darnit 20. Heck 21. Holy Cow! 22. Horse pucky 23. Jiminy Crickits! 24. Judas Priest 25. Kawabunga 26. Mother father 27. Piddle 28. Pluck it 29. Poo 30. Shaving Cream 31. Sheesh 32. Shitaki mushrooms 33. Shiznit 34. Shucks 35. Shut the front door 36. Son of a Gun 37. Son of a Mother 38. Son of a biscuit eater 39. Son of a motherless goat 40. Sons a' Guns 41. Sufferin Succotash 42. Sugar 41. Sunny beach 42. Tinkle(questionable in some circles. USE WITH CARE.) 43. Bill Shatner