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Post Info TOPIC: if my belly was full of jelly it would surely jiggle for this


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if my belly was full of jelly it would surely jiggle for this


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



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Heh, heh, heh. The old switcheroo.

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Nice,She should have told hubby he needed duct tap for his butt.



-- Edited by cdbuckberry on Monday 21st of May 2012 05:16:33 PM

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OUCH!

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biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



-- Edited by Raman on Tuesday 22nd of May 2012 08:40:34 AM



-- Edited by Raman on Tuesday 22nd of May 2012 08:41:24 AM

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f...ing riotous:-

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