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Post Info TOPIC: Looking for snarky comments


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Looking for snarky comments


We have a new group starting here and we have decided to find the best comments to be shouted out during the readings... however, most of the good ones I know are AA related... 

They must be funny!!

For example (Sought through Prayer & Medication... OOPS! )

"'At some of these we balked ... ' (Bawwwk! Bawwwk! Bawwwk!)"

"Are these extravagant promises? H*ll no! (We think not!)"


Get the idea??? But I need them for NA please!!!


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Sorry to be a party pooper, but IMHO the readings are to be taken kinda seriously.

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Im sorry, I cant do this.

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What?(an order?) I Can't go through with it? BULLSHIT!!! (one of my favorite ones!!)


Well, here's MY take on it after 22 years of continuous sobriety. Have a sense of humor! Just because you don't think it should be funny, I know I needed to laugh.

And funny enough, it was those comments that came to mind whenever I started to get squirrly in the head.

I guess we will have to create our own comments as we go along...

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A buddy of mine in the meetings is constantly adding his own version to things, says them out load and gets lots of laugh but he does it too often and I am going to say something about it but this things not a joke, though we do need to keep some levity, most of the readings need to be taken real serious.

I went into a meeting really irratable the other night and got real irritated by some of the comments, I realized it was ME who had the problem, if something makes me upset theres probably something going on inside of me, thats where i need to look first when restless irratable and disconnected, OOPS discontented aww

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