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Post Info TOPIC: laugh to lighten the load


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laugh to lighten the load


     A  little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic  
Garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in  
Awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk.  

Noticing  this, a Policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20
Bills  falling Out of that bag."

"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little  old lady. "I'd better go back and
See if I can find them. Thanks for  telling me officer.."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.  "Where did you get all that
Money? You didn't steal it, did you?"  


"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is  right next to
The football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and
Pee  
Through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden. It used
To really tick me off.  Kills the flowers, you know.

Then I thought, 'why not make the  best of it?' So, now, on game days, I
Stand behind the fence by the  knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge
Clippers. Every time some guy  sticks his pecker through my fence, I
Surprise him, Grab hold of it  and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off
It comes.'

"Well,  that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck!
Oh, by  the way, what's in the other bag?"



"Well, you know", said  the little old lady, "not everybody pays."  

 


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heh,heh,hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Great joke! Ouch.

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Thank you Manon! nee3ded to break out of my head today and nothing like a good early morning chuckle for that!! Good to see your spirits uplifted,,,,,smilesmile

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manon,another funny one as long as it not mine getting chopped.

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the real Bobbit,,,

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