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joke of the day


A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Okay my friend!!! here we go with a early morning laugh!!! I could use some laughter,as I m sure we all can!! Thanks Manon!!!

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Manon,Great the jokes are back,they were always good.

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I'm not sure I get it. She needs to be told to breath in and out?

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