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Raman


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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the  man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really bigger I mean reeeally big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'  

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the 
grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured   his wife's bottom.

 cid:4B5E22892510435EA80B4544B064ECC5@EdMead 

'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'  
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
  Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.
  He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him
  off.....

  'What's wrong?' he asks.

 She: 'Do you reallythink I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage?


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sstaceye69


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Good One Raman! I needed a good laugh today. Thanks. Hope you are doing well. Take Care,
Stacey

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