Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the

    seat on their commode.  Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy

    was out.  After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before

    she returned.


     


    She came in and undressed to take a shower.  Before getting in the

    shower, she sat on the commode.  As she tried to stand up, she

    realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the commode

    seat.


     


    About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.


     


    They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.  Finally,

    in desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts.  Lucy wrapped a

    sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency Room.


     


    The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free

    her.  Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,

    "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this

    before."


     


    The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them.  I just

    never saw one mounted and framed before."