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Post Info TOPIC: borrowed this from a good friend


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borrowed this from a good friend


A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. 

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know! It was some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."



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