Manon, did you make these up on your own? Because some of them are harsh lol. I didn't make these up but figured I'd post some women jokes :). Some of them are dirty though.
*How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
*Why do hurricanes and women have in common? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
*What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
*In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous ... or what?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
*What do you call a man who works as hard as a woman? Lazy!
