Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you?
A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mercedes?
A: You don't lend the Merc out to your friend.

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn't want to waken the sleeping pills.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night.

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Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) Well...Like, I dunno!

Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

It's with great sadness that I tell you my blonde girlfriend burned her nose last night....she was bobbing for french fries...