A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Q: What do you call a blonde in a Volkswagen? A: FarFromThinking Submitted by: Michael Sharp
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee'
The Unites States government has issued a recall on all cars and trucks that have a headlight dimmer switch on the turn signal switch. The purpose for this is to cut the traffic accidents at night by 90%. Apparently that the 90% that they plan to cut is from blonds, because they keep getting their foot stuck in the steering wheel. Submitted by: Randy Hutton
Q: Why can't a blonde get a drivers license? A: Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat. Submitted by: Karen Cleg-Oneill
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Manon, Being able to joke is healthy,you are realeasing the energy out to laugh and smile and make others smile and laugh . It's healthy to laugh and joke.In active addiction I could go to comedy shows like Cheech and Chong and hardly laugh.It lets out frustrations.Take care,I love your jokes.
Manon, Being able to joke is healthy,you are realeasing the energy out to laugh and smile and make others smile and laugh . It's healthy to laugh and joke.In active addiction I could go to comedy shows like Cheech and Chong and hardly laugh.It lets out frustrations.Take care,I love your jokes. 
