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Manon


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I have good news and bad news

Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?

Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

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Manon ,You are back to your normal joking self,good!!!!!!

-- Edited by cdbuckberry on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 10:40:46 AM

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[Click here to start writing your quick reply.]Stop already with the lawyer and the doctor jokes. You are killing me. :6)

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