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Manon


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Funny Christmas Riddles and Puns

Question. Why was Cinderella no good at football?
Answer. Because her coach was a pumpkin.

Q. Why do reindeer scratch themselves?Really funny christmas riddles
A. Because they're the only ones who know where they itch.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low 'elf' esteem.

Q. Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
A. Because he couldn't concentrate.

Q. How do Snowman travel around?
A. By riding an icicle.

Q. Where do Snow-women like to dance?
A. At Snowballs.

Q. What happened when Guy ate the Christmas decorations?
A. He went down with tinsel-itis.

Q. What's Christmas called in England?
A. Yule Britannia! (English Christmas Humour!)



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Manon ,I like your Santa on the computer , he's great.

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Raman


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heh,,,heh,, heh,,

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