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Post Info TOPIC: joke for the 14th of dec


Guru

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joke for the 14th of dec


What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.

What do lions sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells!

When is a boat like a pile of snow?
When it's adrift.funny Christmas jokes

What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
Santaclaustrophobia

How do snowmen get around?
On their icicles.

What does Santa call reindeer that don't work?
Dinner.


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good ones and in the xmas spiritLOL

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Thats a funny one.

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