What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?This will sleigh you.
What do lions sing at Christmas?Jungle bells!
When is a boat like a pile of snow? When it's adrift.
What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney? Santaclaustrophobia
How do snowmen get around? On their icicles.
Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. Og Mandino