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Post Info TOPIC: one more trying to stay ina happy place


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one more trying to stay ina happy place


A man  walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The  waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger,  fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's  yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short  time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9..40  please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact  change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come  again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'

The  ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into  his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until  the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this is  Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says  the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress  brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the  man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the  table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.  'Excuse me, sir.. How do you manage to always come up with the exact  change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several  years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed  it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that  if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket  and the right amount of money would always be there.'

'That's  brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million  dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as  long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk  or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the  man..

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The  man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with  a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I  say....'



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Very cool Manon! Are they christmas jammies and slippers,my eyesight is old!!(and some of the rest of me also!!!)Hope your well peace :)  smile

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ROFL!!!

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Look at the face on that bird!!! Amazing...all the creatures in the world are just so amazing!!

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they are pjs with feet and very warm

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