>>>> HOW IS NORMA?......This is hilarious! >>>> >>>> A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's >>>> Hospital. She timidly asked, >>>> >>>> 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me >>>> how a patient is doing?' >>>> >>>> The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's >>>> the name and room number?' >>>> >>>> The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, 'Norma >>>> Findlay Room 302.' >>>> >>>> The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check >>>> with her nurse. After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone >>>> and >>>> said, 'Oh, I have good news. >>>> >>>> Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her >>>> blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal, and >>>> her >>>> physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.' >>>> >>>> The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's >>>> >>>> wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.' >>>> >>>> The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma >>>> your daughter?' >>>> >>>> The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No >>>> one tells me s#!@.' >>>> >>>> True Story >
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