Donald Rumsfeld died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rumsfeld, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said Rumsfeld. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked Rumsfeld.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. Og Mandino
naw that isn't what Iwore for turkey day I was playin in my dresses yesterday hamin it up and a friend took some shots now that the gastric bypass has done it's job kinda like to show off ty all for the compliments
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Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. Og Mandino
Manon ,Thats funny there clocks are probably about to break all those lies they told.Is that you dressed up for Thanksgiving?
