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Post Info TOPIC: joke 4 the 16th a bit early I am sick


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joke 4 the 16th a bit early I am sick


A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk
from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the
saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to
buy the cat for two dollars. The storeowner replies Im sorry, but the cat isnt for sale.
The collector says, Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. Ill pay
you twenty dollars for that cat. And the owner says Sold, and hands over the cat. The
collector continues, Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old
saucer. The cats used to it and itll save me from having to get a dish. And the owner
says, Sorry buddy, but thats my lucky saucer. So far this week Ive sold sixty-eight
cats.

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I'm starting to look forward to my morning chuckle, but what's up with you being sick?

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Manon,Thats a good morning chuckle,especially for cat people.

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not too early for a chuckle Manon,, ha,, thanks

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