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Post Info TOPIC: have to love it


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have to love it


10 PIECES OF  ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MOM, YOUR DAUGHTERS  OR
GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS,  ETC.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man -  unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your  boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a  man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up  there.

4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they  never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just  have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

6. Best  way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for  it.

7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real  eye-opener.

8. The children of Israel wandered around the  desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask  for directions.

9. If he asks what sort of books you're  interested in, tell him check books.

10. Remember a sense  of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that  you laugh at his.

Send this to 5   Bright Women to make their  day!

Pass it on to a  few "good men" too!!



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hahaha very nice! i love it!

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Great! I better erase this before my wife sees it!!!  :)    :)   smilesmile

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