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Manon


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A man boarded a plane with six kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned
over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours ? "

He replied,  " No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints. "

DAMN, I WISH I COULD THINK THAT QUICKLY!

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2ndtimearound


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smile Wish I was this clever when I was pregnant with my 3 girls. They were born just at a year apart. People thought nothing of being rude and asking me if I might have figured out what was causing it before getting pregnant again! I was treated like a dumb backwards hillbilly and Im from Chicago!


Only my addict mind would take a good joke and bring it full circle with a painful memory!
Now THATS funny!!!smile

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