Two addicts were talking about recovery in the "afterlife".  They were wondering if there were meetings in Heaven.
They made a pact... Whoever went first would come back and let the other know.  Sadly, a year later, one of the friends passed away.  Several weeks later, as promised, he came to his friend as a ghost.  He said,

"There's good news and bad news.  The good news is they have AWEOME meetings in Heaven!  The bad news...



















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