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Post Info TOPIC: Revision for IP#7 Am I an Addict?


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Revision for IP#7 Am I an Addict?


For Amusement Only!  (Unless It Works)

These are some questions that might be added to the ones already in the pamphlet:


1.) Have you ever been so paranoid that you thought people in FRONT of you were following you?

2.) Does your head snap around if a pill bottle rattles a block away?

3.) Have you ever been under surveillance by the "Tree Police?"

4.) Have you ever hid in the bushes in the rain to look into your OWN house to see if it looks safe to go home?

5.) Do you think "Ho Stroller" is your Vietnamese neighbors baby carraige?

6.) Does "burnt choy" make you think of anything other than bad chinese food?

7.) Have you ever tried to smoke crumbs found on the floor only to find out they were plaster, soap, wax, etc.?


See How Many More You Can Come Up With!!!

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OMG I swear I saw the tree police once on a long crack run I even called my Aunt and tried to get her to come and rescue me LOL smoked a lot of naisty stuff off my carpets also Ewwwwww...fond bad memorys, THANKS MAN,,,,,,,

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that gives me the creeps just thinking about it, like watching a drug movie.  I'm not kidding you fellows, after you get down the road a ways with your recovery,  your using pasts seems like a really bad movie that happened to someone else.  Your old self.  I'm just not even that person anymore.  They say that it takes all 7 years for all the cells in your body to replace themselves.  Well I'm coming up on the third time around so that was 2.8  "me's"  ago  teevee.gif

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Sorry Dean, I guess I wasn't thinking like that. Kind of like a drug-a-log, huh? I didn't mean to offend anyone and I apologize if I did. Can this post be deleted?

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if it wasn't for some amusement dan , i could never make it. i have to smile, i have to laugh. i have to be reminded of the insanity. my mind is busy , its compulsive , it focuses to much on serious matters . it would be and has been very easy for me to become an " NA NAZI " . i don't want to recover on my terms, but there's a " style" id like to recover in..easy going , friendly. warm-hearted..in the end ,I just want to be happy. of course I'm a strange mofo so take this for what its worth. a comment by an insane crazy addict..but your post made me smile..i do remember those things. and although through the fellowship and grace of a higher power i never have to feel them again.it makes me laugh to think of how it was..how insane is that ?.absolutely no offence taken..thanks.

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