"If we do an honest examination of exactly what we are giving, we are better able to evaluate the results we are getting."Chapter 10 - Emotional Pain - NA Way of Life.
Lemme check out the other similar humor that I have on my comp from NA newsletters... shall get back and post them here... Good thread... Let's have a hearty laugh about ourselves
I like the NA Humor book "Slugfest". I got it from WSO last year, but am still reading and laughing from it... check it out family...
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"If we do an honest examination of exactly what we are giving, we are better able to evaluate the results we are getting."Chapter 10 - Emotional Pain - NA Way of Life.
This member is seen at recovery meetings, as well as all other business meetings.
Which actually isn't a bad thing because most of the other guardians * officers are now counting business meetings as (recovery) meetings.
A patrol officer will travel from group to group and expound about inane issues that don't really matter.
While attending any, ASC, RSC, WSC, they will be stuck on the Motion " I motion to refer this to the groups."
If this doesnt pass they will always abstain from a vote.
They tend to flock together with other patrol officers.
And are truly prone to lobbying or discussing Issues "outside the meeting" prior to placing any motion into action!
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"If we do an honest examination of exactly what we are giving, we are better able to evaluate the results we are getting."Chapter 10 - Emotional Pain - NA Way of Life.
These members are well disguised, they often lurk in open recovery Meetings, They have approximately 2-5+ years clean (most of the time).
The common give-away is the deep inhale heard right after someone say's they have been "sober" !!
Then a light red color comes over their face, and their ears get hot!!!
In extreme cases they can be actually heard saying "we don't use that here".
They have a propensity for speaking in circles, usually using words which they have just learned from the dictionary, and then they quote right out of the book!
If these members are observed closely enough even they slip up so don't forget to go "ummm" when they do!
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"If we do an honest examination of exactly what we are giving, we are better able to evaluate the results we are getting."Chapter 10 - Emotional Pain - NA Way of Life.
yes Tahir,, heres another= whats an ASC committe meeting like ? well its like wanting to toilet when on a highway. Fist you come witjh lot of tension,, t then you sit ,create a lot of noise and ultimately drop the matter !!!
-- Edited by Raman at 11:35, 2008-01-11
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Raman an addict clean and serene just for today in NA Worldwide ; live to love and love to live the NA Way !!!
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